Toast Counts as Cooking

No matter what the cynics say, cooking toasts counts as cooking food.

Step 1: Buy bread
Step 2: Slice said bread, if unsliced*
Step 3: Plug in toaster
Step 4: Put bread in toaster
Step 5: Push lever thingy down on toaster
Step 6: Remove bread from toaster**
Step 7: Eat toast
Step 8: Celebrate your cooking success!

*Do not eat end pieces. End pieces are the dregs.
**Do not use a knife or other metal object. This could possibly hurt.