Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Toast Counts as Cooking

No matter what the cynics say, cooking toasts counts as cooking food.

Step 1: Buy bread
Step 2: Slice said bread, if unsliced*
Step 3: Plug in toaster
Step 4: Put bread in toaster
Step 5: Push lever thingy down on toaster
Step 6: Remove bread from toaster**
Step 7: Eat toast
Step 8: Celebrate your cooking success!

*Do not eat end pieces. End pieces are the dregs.
**Do not use a knife or other metal object. This could possibly hurt.

Monday, September 3, 2007

Turn on the Oven!!!!

It's amazing how often would-be-chefs forget to turn on the oven. Sad but true. Like Michael Jackson. And Bobby. Not so much Whitney.

Friday, August 31, 2007

Go to the Grocery Store...Right Now!

You can't even cook toast if you don't got any bread! So get to the grocery store and stock up! Now! It almost doesn't matter what you buy, as long as it's not junk food! Just load up! Otherwise you can't cook a darn thing...and you'll end up eating at MacDonald's again!

Empty refrigerators are EVIL!

Grocery store...go now!

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Friday, August 24, 2007

Creole BBQ Chicken Wings Recipe

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