tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-56655987050083090202011-04-21T15:04:47.388-07:00Doe-Nutshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16892848679094383732noreply@blogger.comBlogger121100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5665598705008309020.post-20935428882458483672007-10-03T01:06:00.000-07:002007-10-03T11:22:27.010-07:00One cooking expert who ain't even a cook is <a href="http://mikedoe.net/journal/2007/10/3/twitter-highly-addictive-behavior-jokes-aplenty.html">Mike Doe</a> at <a href="http://twitter.com/mikedoe">http://twitter.com/mikedoe</a>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5665598705008309020-2093542888245848367?l=howtocookfood.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Doe-Nutshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16892848679094383732noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5665598705008309020.post-45093061138615274082007-09-15T10:53:00.000-07:002007-09-15T10:56:22.275-07:00No matter what the cynics say, cooking toasts counts as cooking food.<br /><br />Step 1: Buy bread<br />Step 2: Slice said bread, if unsliced*<br />Step 3: Plug in toaster<br />Step 4: Put bread in toaster<br />Step 5: Push lever thingy down on toaster<br />Step 6: Remove bread from toaster**<br />Step 7: Eat toast<br />Step 8: Celebrate your cooking success!<br /><br />*Do not eat end pieces. End pieces are the dregs.<br />**Do not use a knife or other metal object. This could possibly hurt.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5665598705008309020-4509306113861527408?l=howtocookfood.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Doe-Nutshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16892848679094383732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5665598705008309020.post-88327831197078506742007-09-03T23:52:00.001-07:002007-09-03T23:53:14.597-07:00It's amazing how often would-be-chefs forget to turn on the oven. Sad but true. Like Michael Jackson. And Bobby. Not so much Whitney.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5665598705008309020-8832783119707850674?l=howtocookfood.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Doe-Nutshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16892848679094383732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5665598705008309020.post-65547291740361387642007-08-31T21:21:00.000-07:002007-08-31T21:23:31.155-07:00You can't even cook toast if you don't got any bread! So get to the grocery store and stock up! Now! It almost doesn't matter what you buy, as long as it's not junk food! Just load up! Otherwise you can't cook a darn thing...and you'll end up eating at MacDonald's again!<br /><br />Empty refrigerators are EVIL!<br /><br />Grocery store...go now!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5665598705008309020-6554729174036138764?l=howtocookfood.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Doe-Nutshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16892848679094383732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5665598705008309020.post-14289749056134554192007-08-27T22:51:00.001-07:002007-08-27T22:51:49.294-07:00<div style="width:320px;background-image:url(http://www.expertvillage.com/im/extbg.gif);background-repeat:no-repeat;overflow:hidden;"><a href="http://www.expertvillage.com/interviews/caramel-pork.htm" style="color:#003399;font-size:12px;font-family:Sans-Serif;display:block;padding:4px;">Click here for more on "How to Cook Pork Chops with Carmelized Onions"</a><embed src="http://www.expertvillage.com/player.swf?flv=caramel-pork-recipe" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="320" height="266"></embed></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5665598705008309020-1428974905613455419?l=howtocookfood.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Doe-Nutshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16892848679094383732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5665598705008309020.post-86883639370858659532007-08-27T22:49:00.000-07:002007-08-27T22:50:17.086-07:00<div style="width:320px;background-image:url(http://www.expertvillage.com/im/extbg.gif);background-repeat:no-repeat;overflow:hidden;"><a href="http://www.expertvillage.com/interviews/challah-bread.htm" style="color:#003399;font-size:12px;font-family:Sans-Serif;display:block;padding:4px;">Click here for more on "How to Bake a Traditional Challah Bread"</a><embed src="http://www.expertvillage.com/player.swf?flv=challah-bread-intro" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="320" height="266"></embed></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5665598705008309020-8688363937085865953?l=howtocookfood.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Doe-Nutshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16892848679094383732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5665598705008309020.post-69228586500928877232007-08-26T14:16:00.001-07:002007-08-26T14:16:40.168-07:00Just wanted to announce that How to Cook Food has been selected to join the Doe-Nuts network of blogs, loosely (and unofficially) connected to comedian <a href="http://mikedoe.net">Mike Doe</a>! Woo ooh!<br /><br />My fellow Doe-Nuts include:<br /><a href="http://doe-nuts.blogspot.com/">Doe-Nuts</a><br /><a href="http://greatmmafights.blogspot.com/">Great MMA Fights</a><br /><a href="http://howtobeabartender.blogspot.com/">How to Be a Bartender</a><br /><a href="http://howtocookfood.blogspot.com/">How to Cook Food</a><br /><a href="http://funnyfemalecomics.blogspot.com/">Funny Female Comics</a><br /><a href="http://funnybloggers.blogspot.com/">Funny Bloggers</a><br /><a href="http://darnfunnyvideos.blogspot.com/">Darn Funny Videos</a><br /><a href="http://darnfunnybooks.blogspot.com/">Darn Funny Books</a><br /><a href="http://darnfunnymovies.blogspot.com/">Darn Funny Movies</a><br /><a href="http://funnystandupcomics.blogspot.com/">Funny Standup Comics</a><br /><br />It's a proud day for us and we just wanted to say thanks again for your support...and keeping it real!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5665598705008309020-6922858650092887723?l=howtocookfood.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Doe-Nutshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16892848679094383732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5665598705008309020.post-81065058470704798192007-08-26T08:40:00.000-07:002007-08-26T08:41:18.803-07:00<div style="width:320px;background-image:url(http://www.expertvillage.com/im/extbg.gif);background-repeat:no-repeat;overflow:hidden;"><a href="http://www.expertvillage.com/interviews/yeast-rolls.htm" style="color:#003399;font-size:12px;font-family:Sans-Serif;display:block;padding:4px;">Click here for more on "How to Make Homemade Yeast Rolls"</a><embed src="http://www.expertvillage.com/player.swf?flv=yeast-rolls-intro" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="320" height="266"></embed></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5665598705008309020-8106505847070479819?l=howtocookfood.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Doe-Nutshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16892848679094383732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5665598705008309020.post-14913741361141725652007-08-26T08:38:00.000-07:002007-08-26T08:39:57.447-07:00<div style="width:320px;background-image:url(http://www.expertvillage.com/im/extbg.gif);background-repeat:no-repeat;overflow:hidden;"><a href="http://www.expertvillage.com/interviews/peanut-butter-nobakes.htm" style="color:#003399;font-size:12px;font-family:Sans-Serif;display:block;padding:4px;">Click here for more on "How to Make No Bake Peanut Butter Cookies"</a><embed src="http://www.expertvillage.com/player.swf?flv=peanut-butter-nobakes-intro" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="320" height="266"></embed></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5665598705008309020-1491374136114172565?l=howtocookfood.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Doe-Nutshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16892848679094383732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5665598705008309020.post-71345976611827381672007-08-25T11:00:00.000-07:002007-08-25T11:02:50.425-07:00<div style="width:320px;background-image:url(http://www.expertvillage.com/im/extbg.gif);background-repeat:no-repeat;overflow:hidden;"><a href="http://www.expertvillage.com/interviews/fried-rice.htm" style="color:#003399;font-size:12px;font-family:Sans-Serif;display:block;padding:4px;">Click here for more on "How to Make Fried Rice"</a><embed src="http://www.expertvillage.com/player.swf?flv=fried-rice-intro" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="320" height="266"></embed></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5665598705008309020-7134597661182738167?l=howtocookfood.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Doe-Nutshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16892848679094383732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5665598705008309020.post-73028562124417825622007-08-24T23:37:00.000-07:002007-08-24T23:38:23.076-07:00<div style="width:320px;background-image:url(http://www.expertvillage.com/im/extbg.gif);background-repeat:no-repeat;overflow:hidden;"><a href="http://www.expertvillage.com/interviews/creole-chicken-wings.htm" style="color:#003399;font-size:12px;font-family:Sans-Serif;display:block;padding:4px;">Click here for more on "How to Cook Creole BBQ Chicken Wings"</a><embed src="http://www.expertvillage.com/player.swf?flv=creole-chicken-wings-intro" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="320" height="266"></embed></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5665598705008309020-7302856212441782562?l=howtocookfood.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Doe-Nutshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16892848679094383732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5665598705008309020.post-16056268059595366372007-08-24T13:30:00.000-07:002007-08-24T13:31:42.826-07:00How to Cook Food helps aspiring chefs become better cooks with cooking instructional videos and articles.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5665598705008309020-1605626805959536637?l=howtocookfood.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Doe-Nutshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16892848679094383732noreply@blogger.com0